If Disney Princesses Were Really Real for Real: Pocahontes

Pocahontes looks a little to ...um...lusty? for my taste, but I'm giving it a shot.

Here is what she should have looked like : Innocent

Here is what she ended up looking like: a hussy.

If you have any other suggestions lay them on me.

If Disney Princesses Were Really Real for Real: Hot Mess Version

One of my lovelier commenters brought this comparison up the other day. I actually already had this "icon" in mind for this princess ringer.

I always knew Jasmine wasn't ready to settle down. 

If Disney Princesses Were Really Real for Real: Belle Edition

So Belle is a toughy. This drawing doesn't really strike and as endearing. And in the spirit of my friend Amie's comment yesterday, "She looks like a baby prostitute!"

For no better reason than hilarity you can compare the drawing to the best baby prostitute impersation Lacey Chabert err Gretchen Wieners could muster.

If Disney Princesses Were Really Real for Real: Sleeping Beauty

I knew all of the Disney Princess drawings in my previous post reminded me of someone.

Sleep Beauty totally looks like Claudia Schiffer.

Do you see it? It was super hard to find a non-hooch picure of her. lol.

If Disney Princesses Were Real...

This is one of the coolest things I have seen in a while. Jirka Väätäinen, a student in the UK, created a collection of drawings to illustrate what the Disney Princesses would look like if they were real people.

What do you think of the images below? I'm going to try to put together some images of real people I think look lke these princesses. Any suggestions?